Well, here we are at 40 weeks, a place where I am totally unjustifiably shocked to be. Penny set us up with unreasonable expectations of how long a pregnancy should last. Though in my mathematical brain I understand that being "late" is just as likely as being "early", since a due date is sort of arbitrary, I like to think of myself and my children as being so exceptional that we are all ready to deliver at 39 weeks. See? I'm learning stuff already. Since today is my due date, I am now officially on leave from work! I hardly know what to do with myself! I am going to try and get a haircut and a mani-pedi, and stay out of Penny and her sitter's way this afternoon. Maybe the New Kid and I will watch some TV!