Sunday, April 10, 2016


Milo learned to give real kisses yesterday, and so far he has given genuine smooches to the following:

1. Penny
2. Alex
3. A bath book featuring Elmo
4. The potty
5. The toilet
6. The stool the kids use to reach the sink
7. A stuffed purple bear named Miss Shanequa

Anyone missing from this list? Sigh.

Monday, April 4, 2016


Milo has decided that diaper changing time requires at least two headbands.