Last night Penny told me "I am going to pretend to draw an H. Line up and down, line up and down, line across", complete with hand gestures. "Penny," I asked, "what's the difference between an H and an A?" "An A goes like this", she said, holding her hands together over her head, "but they're both line up and down, line up and down, line across. Noah has an A and an H in his name. Noah is N-O-H-A." I almost passed out.